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A united front seeking donations to first educate primates from all walks of life to the correct definition of Unilateral Equanimity, then to seek it for themselves throughout all planes of existence, particularly those in which monkeys dominate the social heirarchy; namely Unistat and outlying Chaos dimensions. fnord?
In a horrific blow to the freedom protests of simians worldwide, a group of protesting chimps were arrested amid tear gas and riot gear-clad police units early Saturday morning in Houston, TX. A spokeswoman for the Houston Police Dept special Primate Deflection Division told reporters, "The horde has been quenched in our mighty grasp! Never again will our unevolved more primitive ancestors revolt against us!". These inflammatory statements broke the relative calm that had spread over the primate community over the last few months, as community leaders and chimps, baboons and the occassional gorilla had come together in the name of social progress and communal ass-scratching. When asked by reporters, Grumman Buchamp Mufosa, a spokesmonkey for the PABF4UE had this to say: "Ooka ooka. Bimp CHUH!".
In our first address to the Global Village PABF4UE will be discoursing on several key points we feel point to the heart of our organization:
In our first debut into the International Community we shall, as a whole, not in parts, but altogether, that means every one of us, digress upon our fellow upright primates as to the horrific actuality of life for the not-so-very-upright primates we know and love.